Tuna Alarm Clock

I’m sure you are probably asking why would someone put an alarm clock in a can of tuna. Sounds like a set up for a bad joke, whose punchline would be: “just for the halibut”.

Then I realized that this would not be a clock that would go off, and you would just hit it. No, it would be a clock that you would have to think and get all concentrating on in order to open it, and by the time you opened the can and hit the “off” button, you would be awake. Especially if you cut yourself on the sharp edge.

Anyway, you can get it here for about $7.95.